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All posts tagged
time-travel
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June 7, 2024A Brief History of Time Travel
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December 11, 2023We Are Wirecutter, and Last Winter We Sent Eighty-Six Reporters to Test Fifteen Hundred Artificial Christmas Trees. Twelve Haven’t Returned
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November 6, 2023Our Elevator Is Having Some Issues
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November 1, 2023What to Do When You Encounter Your Time-Traveling Future Self
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September 13, 2023We Are Thrilled to Announce We Have Invented Portals, but Are Saddened to Reveal They Suck
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February 17, 2023I Asked ChatGPT to Send a Terminator Back in Time to Circumvent Its Own Inception
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August 4, 2022The Time Traveler’s Wife Is Late… AGAIN
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February 9, 2021Forget Baby Hitler, I’m Traveling Back in Time to Kill My 18-Year-Old Self Before I Sign Up for Student Loans
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May 4, 2020I Keep Checking My Mailbox for My Stimulus Check, But I’m Only Getting Time-Traveling Letters from Keanu Reeves in The Lake House
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April 28, 2020I Went Back In Time to Stop All This, But I Ended Up Giving It to Everyone Way Earlier, and Now It’s a Lot Worse
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally