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time-travels

July 29, 2019

Clever Ways to Tell Your Therapist to Go to Hell Because Your Time Machine Works!

by Ryan Ciecwisz and Ian Goldstein
August 26, 2015

Time Travel To-Do List

by Frank Lesser
June 17, 2014

Excerpts from Three-Star Yelp Reviews of the World’s First Time Travel Company

by Roger Taylor
April 15, 2005

The Philadelphia Flyers Have A Time Machine: Installment Four

by Dave Johnston
January 2, 2002

Probable Locations of Trans-Dimensional Portals

by Neil Kelley
April 25, 2001

Helpful Advice

by Philip Ryan

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December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

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by Una LaMarche
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by Jeff Bender