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toiletries

June 24, 2005

An Open Letter to My Sonicare Electric Toothbrush

by John Whitehead
August 17, 2004

Reasons to Use the New Aquafresh Extreme Clean Toothpaste with Micro-active Foaming Action (from Advertisements, News Releases, and the Product-Safety Data Sheet)

by Cheryl Bowles
March 7, 2004

Adjectives that, Depressingly, Apply to Various Products In My Bathroom but Not to Me, Personally

by Brendan Hill

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Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte
March 18, 2025

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by Ryan Wolin
March 26, 2025

Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel

by Sara K. Runnels
March 25, 2025

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