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toilets
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March 12, 2024All of the Toilet Scenes in This Prestige Drama are 100 Percent Necessary
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April 8, 2022We’ve Upgraded Your Toilet to a Subscription-Based Model
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January 26, 2021How to Potty Train Your Child If a Basilisk Lives in Your Toilet
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December 6, 2019People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times
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April 23, 2018An Open Letter to People Who Don’t Make Every Conceivable Effort to Ensure that the Bathroom Door is Locked
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August 2, 2006The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #14: Feminine Divine Triptych
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April 11, 2005Excerpt From The Neurotic’s Guide to Shanghai
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August 5, 2004An Open Letter to Women Who Won’t Sit Down
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner