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toothbrushes
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December 13, 2018I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself
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May 29, 2014The Toothbrush You Just Threw Away Has Some Questions About the Seven 12-oz. Mountain Dews in Your Trash
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May 4, 2011In the Beginning, There Was a Vaguely Defined Business Model
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June 24, 2005An Open Letter to My Sonicare Electric Toothbrush
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes