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All posts tagged
tours
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May 16, 2024Hi, Architectural Digest, Welcome to My Home (That I Don’t Live In)
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April 6, 2023Tripadvisor Reviews of Moses, Desert Tour Guide
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November 20, 2019Thank You For Insisting I Take a Tour of Your Home, Sandra!
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June 18, 2019Jesus, Mom, I Actually Thought We Were Bonding On This College Tour Until You Literally Said This
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April 25, 2016Notes for Groups Touring My Terrible Apartment
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December 23, 2013Blanche DuBois Gives You a Tour of Her Company’s Christmas Party
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November 15, 2012A Tour Guide Attempts to Salvage His Lecture On a Series of Recently Vandalized Cave Paintings
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November 11, 2011Allow Me to Offer You a Tour of My Many Advanced Degrees and Certificates
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May 27, 2010A Campus Tour for Rejected Applicants
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April 30, 2010My Romantic Life: A Walking Tour of San Francisco
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally