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All posts tagged
tours
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May 16, 2024Hi, Architectural Digest, Welcome to My Home (That I Don’t Live In)
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April 6, 2023Tripadvisor Reviews of Moses, Desert Tour Guide
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November 20, 2019Thank You For Insisting I Take a Tour of Your Home, Sandra!
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June 18, 2019Jesus, Mom, I Actually Thought We Were Bonding On This College Tour Until You Literally Said This
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April 25, 2016Notes for Groups Touring My Terrible Apartment
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December 23, 2013Blanche DuBois Gives You a Tour of Her Company’s Christmas Party
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November 15, 2012A Tour Guide Attempts to Salvage His Lecture On a Series of Recently Vandalized Cave Paintings
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November 11, 2011Allow Me to Offer You a Tour of My Many Advanced Degrees and Certificates
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May 27, 2010A Campus Tour for Rejected Applicants
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April 30, 2010My Romantic Life: A Walking Tour of San Francisco
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples