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tsa
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November 22, 2016As I Prepare for the TSA to Ravage My Afro for Weapons
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July 6, 2016I Am TSA Pre-Check. And Now I Am a God
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November 18, 2010A Message From a TSA Full-Body Scanner
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March 23, 2007Locations on My Person Where It Is Possible to Hide a Machete, According to the TSA Employee Who Patted Me Down at Flint Bishop Airport, in Flint, Michigan
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 10, 2025Our Plan Worked—Stocks are Skyrocketing Back to Less Than They Were Before
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April 9, 2025I Didn’t Think Things Would Get This Chaotic When We Elected President Donkey Kong
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April 9, 2025Influencer Emily Dickinson’s Morning Routine
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028