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All posts tagged
turkeys
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November 27, 2024Prepare for the Inevitable Political Arguments at Thanksgiving with the Turkey Poncho
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November 22, 2021I Won’t Eat This Tofurky Unless I Can Shove Stuffing Up Its Asshole
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November 26, 2019How to Prepare a Thanksgiving Meal Without Offending Anyone
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November 26, 2019I Am the President’s Pardoned Turkey. Please Kill Me
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November 20, 2019Animals Got Problems: Wake Me Up When November Ends
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January 22, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Turkey Charm
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November 20, 2017Turkey Recipes for Thanksgiving 2017, a Year in Which We Are Thankful and Definitely Not Crying
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November 23, 2016How to Brine a Turkey, by H.P. Lovecraft
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November 26, 2014Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?
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November 27, 2013A Turkey Has a Few Words to Say About Turduckens
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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