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turkeys
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November 27, 2024Prepare for the Inevitable Political Arguments at Thanksgiving with the Turkey Poncho
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November 22, 2021I Won’t Eat This Tofurky Unless I Can Shove Stuffing Up Its Asshole
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November 26, 2019How to Prepare a Thanksgiving Meal Without Offending Anyone
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November 26, 2019I Am the President’s Pardoned Turkey. Please Kill Me
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November 20, 2019Animals Got Problems: Wake Me Up When November Ends
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January 22, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Turkey Charm
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November 20, 2017Turkey Recipes for Thanksgiving 2017, a Year in Which We Are Thankful and Definitely Not Crying
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November 23, 2016How to Brine a Turkey, by H.P. Lovecraft
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November 26, 2014Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?
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November 27, 2013A Turkey Has a Few Words to Say About Turduckens
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 26, 2025An Updated Guide to Generations
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 12, 2025Canada’s Top-Secret Plan to Annex the United States
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March 12, 2025I’m Chunk’s Mother, and No, He Did Not Consult Me Before Telling Sloth He Could Live with Us
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March 11, 2025Introducing the Willy-Nilly System of Governance
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March 11, 2025“He’s Just Trolling Us,” I Say as I Pay Two Hundred Dollars for Eggs and Our Town Gets Measles for the Second Year in a Row