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All posts tagged
tweens
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September 16, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Changed a Thing
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November 28, 2023Realistic Cold-Weather Clothing Options for Tweens
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March 31, 2023How an Evangelical Homeschooler Learns Sex Ed
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December 7, 2022Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds
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May 3, 2021I Am Thrilled That My Career Day Exhibit on Shaft Hardening at My Son’s Middle School Was So Popular
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June 5, 2020An Evening of Carnal Delights as Envisioned by My 10-Year-Old Self
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December 13, 2018Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches
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June 17, 2016Fathers of Pre-Teen Girls Appeal to Higher Powers
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October 22, 2015Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 10 Signs You Are an Overweight 11-Year-Old Girl Named Margaret
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May 9, 2008The Magic 8 Ball Amended by My Mother for My Middle-School Years
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires