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tweens
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September 16, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Changed a Thing
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November 28, 2023Realistic Cold-Weather Clothing Options for Tweens
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March 31, 2023How an Evangelical Homeschooler Learns Sex Ed
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December 7, 2022Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds
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May 3, 2021I Am Thrilled That My Career Day Exhibit on Shaft Hardening at My Son’s Middle School Was So Popular
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June 5, 2020An Evening of Carnal Delights as Envisioned by My 10-Year-Old Self
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December 13, 2018Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches
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June 17, 2016Fathers of Pre-Teen Girls Appeal to Higher Powers
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October 22, 2015Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 10 Signs You Are an Overweight 11-Year-Old Girl Named Margaret
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May 9, 2008The Magic 8 Ball Amended by My Mother for My Middle-School Years
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday