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February 6, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Navy Dog Tag
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March 12, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Plankowner Medallion
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January 29, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: Every Nation Has Troubles…
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February 14, 2007Tom Skerritt’s Speech to the Cadets in Top Gun Is Probably Long Enough as It Is
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April 4, 2003Free the Advanced Biological Weapon System: An Interview With Richard O’Barry
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November 2, 1999Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: I Haven’t Seen Gergen in a Couple of Weeks.
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