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September 27, 2019It’s Not Just an Artisanal Urinal Cake — It’s Also Your New Phone Charger!
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May 17, 2018Six Things I Say to Distract the Doormen of Buildings I Want to Pee In
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October 26, 2017P-Day: The Day America Found Out Trump’s Russian Video Was Real
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January 11, 2017I am Now the DJ at Trump’s Inaugural Ball and I Just Got a Memo That These Urine-Themed Songs are Now Verboten
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October 18, 2013An Open Letter to Truckers from Your Adopt-a-Highway Volunteer
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally