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All posts tagged
vaginas
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November 15, 2023We Must Take a Stand Against Georgia O’Keeffe’s Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Vaginal Anatomy
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September 6, 2023Welcome to Your Menopausal Vagina
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January 12, 2023I’m Here to Buy a Car that Will Compensate for My Enormous Vagina
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December 3, 2019My Vagina Has Closed for Business to Make Way for an Artisanal Deli!
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October 7, 2016Things to Discuss With My Doctor Before the Hysterectomy
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July 16, 2014This New Rap Song Has a Refreshing Perspective On Pussy
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March 30, 2012An Open Letter to the Tiny White Man the Republican Party Has Sent to Live in My Underpants
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December 15, 2010Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 5: Hypothetically Losing My Cock: A Hypothetical Conversation
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March 23, 2006The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #5: Catskills Vagina
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April 30, 2004An Open Letter to My Male Gynecologist
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 14, 2025Who Better to Address Sexual Assault in the Military Than a Man Who Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault?
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January 14, 2025One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
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January 14, 2025Mark Zuckerberg Makes Meta More Masculine
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January 13, 2025Your Mom Has Been Acquired by Omnimomcorp