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vegetarian
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November 22, 2021I Won’t Eat This Tofurky Unless I Can Shove Stuffing Up Its Asshole
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January 3, 2019My Sister Pushes the Lobster
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December 13, 2013Dietary-Restricted Middle Earth
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October 10, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: Veggie Burgers are Pointless. People Can’t Give Up Cow & Still Expect “Burgers” from Gardens
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December 6, 2006Vegetarian Alternatives to Bowling
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June 1, 2005How to Tell If Your Vegetarian Girlfriend Has Been Sneaking Meat
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November 19, 2001Meatless Pop
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