The Believer Magazine
All posts tagged
voting
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November 5, 2024Voters of America as Explained by Their Pants
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November 5, 2024“I Voted” Stickers for Voters Outside Swing States
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December 8, 2023Inflation Is High, So I’m Voting for Gork the Merciless
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October 17, 2023Sure, Trump Is an Authoritarian Grifter, but at Least He’s Three Years Younger Than Biden
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November 3, 2022What the Hell Else Has to Happen for You to Get Off Your Butt and Vote?
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October 14, 2022A Voter’s Guide to the 2050 Election, Written by Your New Robot Overlords
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January 20, 2022You Can’t Accuse Us of Restricting the Voting Rights of Black Americans If We Aren’t Counting Them as Americans
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June 7, 2021Just Because I’m a Democrat Doesn’t Mean I Believe in Something Crazy Like Guaranteeing Everyone the Right to Vote
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March 29, 2021I Support Restrictions on Constitutional Rights If They Prevent Something Dangerous from Happening, Like Too Many Black People Voting
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December 9, 2020Election Results If Electoral Votes Were Apportioned by Forms of Gerrymandering Other Than Congressional Districts
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 19, 2025Relax, Everyone—Clarence Thomas Has Got Us
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square
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February 28, 2025The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations