McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
voting
-
November 5, 2024Voters of America as Explained by Their Pants
-
November 5, 2024“I Voted” Stickers for Voters Outside Swing States
-
December 8, 2023Inflation Is High, So I’m Voting for Gork the Merciless
-
October 17, 2023Sure, Trump Is an Authoritarian Grifter, but at Least He’s Three Years Younger Than Biden
-
November 3, 2022What the Hell Else Has to Happen for You to Get Off Your Butt and Vote?
-
October 14, 2022A Voter’s Guide to the 2050 Election, Written by Your New Robot Overlords
-
January 20, 2022You Can’t Accuse Us of Restricting the Voting Rights of Black Americans If We Aren’t Counting Them as Americans
-
June 7, 2021Just Because I’m a Democrat Doesn’t Mean I Believe in Something Crazy Like Guaranteeing Everyone the Right to Vote
-
March 29, 2021I Support Restrictions on Constitutional Rights If They Prevent Something Dangerous from Happening, Like Too Many Black People Voting
-
December 9, 2020Election Results If Electoral Votes Were Apportioned by Forms of Gerrymandering Other Than Congressional Districts
Trending 🔥
-
November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
-
November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
-
November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
-
November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires