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waiting
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom
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May 31, 2016An Updated List of the Hardest Parts by Mr. Tom Petty, Revising an Earlier Assertion That the Waiting Was the Hardest Part
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February 25, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Waiting II
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October 23, 2014Trader Joe’s Waiting in Line App
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September 29, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Waiting
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October 7, 2013New York’s Best Lines
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March 11, 2011In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 9: Hours
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December 19, 2000Waiting Lists
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