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waitresses
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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June 19, 2019Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
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February 28, 2018When Is It Okay to Yell At Your Restaurant Server For Poor Service?
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February 20, 2007Lowlights From My Failed Hidden Camera Show
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June 5, 2002A Cup Of Coffee
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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