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All posts tagged
water
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April 4, 2024Can I Interest You in a Brand-New Sparkling Water Brand?
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October 19, 2022The Water Commission Begs Corey Blake, 13, to Take Shorter Showers
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August 18, 2022Reviews of New Food: Liquid Death Mango Chainsaw Sparkling Water
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May 27, 2020As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
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October 31, 2019Reviews of New Food: Topo Chico
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October 8, 2019Why I’m Waiting Until Marriage to Replace the Brita Filter
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September 9, 2010Highlights From the 2010 National Water Fountain Audit
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April 6, 2006Sestina: Tsunami
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February 23, 2004An Open Letter to the Makers of Glaceau’s Vitamin Water
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June 3, 2002Office Work
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner