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All posts tagged
wishes
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June 5, 2020Maslow’s Hierarchy of Post-Pandemic Wish Fulfillment Fantasies
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March 28, 2019Things I Wish My Therapist Would Say to Me But She Never Does
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August 5, 2016What I Wish for My Newborn Baby…
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May 14, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Dreams
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April 4, 2014Grimm’s Terms and Conditions for Your Three Wishes
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April 2, 2008The Monroe Family Bed Wishes to Die
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March 8, 2006Things I Might Be Convinced to Give My Left Arm For
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square