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All posts tagged
women-s-rights
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October 17, 2024I Will Trample Your Freedom by Getting IVF Treatments
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October 4, 2024I Can’t Wait Until I Turn Fifty and Morph into a Lizard Person
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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September 6, 2024As a Feminist, I Believe a Woman Can Be Miserable Whether She Is Childless or Not
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December 28, 2023Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period
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December 4, 2023Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Fun Train to Fightville
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October 13, 2023Sure You Can Regulate My Uterus, But You’ll Have to Find it First
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October 27, 2022I Don’t Want Government Involved in Decisions About Abortion. Instead, I Want Government Involved in Decisions About Abortion
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July 22, 2022Foolproof Alternatives to Banned Birth Control
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July 21, 2022Hemingway Updated for the Post-Roe Generation
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally