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All posts tagged
words
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May 14, 2024I’m the Word “Utilize” and I’m Loving Every Moment of Your Overblown Rhetoric
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May 3, 2024Feelings and Situations for Which There Should Be a German Word Without an English Equivalent
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April 9, 2024An Excerpt from Eli Burnstein’s Dictionary of Fine Distinctions
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April 7, 2020Defunct Words and Phrases Thanks to the Coronavirus Crisis
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March 20, 2018Actually, There Are Many Ways You Can “Actually” Me
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May 2, 2017One-Word Grammar Lesson: The Best Fucking Word in the World
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April 6, 2016I’m the Word “Sexcapade” and I Just Got Added to This Spell-Check Dictionary
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October 27, 2015Best Joke Ever: What’s the Funniest Word for “Bullshit”?
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October 21, 2015Six Words to Remove from Your Vocabulary to Be a Better Ally to Me
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December 6, 2013Like and Literally Make a Deal
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally