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Voters of America as Explained by Their Pants
Cat-Hair-Covered Yoga Pants: Voted for Harris
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“Election Day should feel like seasonal depression on Four Loko. Benjamin Franklin said that.”
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 24, 2024So, You’re Addicted to Reading the Polls
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November 5, 2024270 Reasons: Because They Seem to Really Like Our Country
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November 5, 2024270 Reasons: Because the American Experiment Is on the Defensive
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November 4, 2024270 Reasons: Because There Are No Rights, No Freedoms That Some Extremists Won’t Try to Take From Us
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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October 31, 2024270 Reasons: Because If You Don’t Want to Live in The Handmaid’s Tale, You Really Need to Vote Harris-Walz
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October 30, 2024270 Reasons: Because Her Policies, Character, and Leadership Ethos Align with My Core Values as a Veteran
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October 28, 2024270 Reasons: Because Kamala Harris Is an Ally to the Queer Community
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