• Poncho (South American kind, not plastic)
• Broken mirror shard for shaving and wincing at withering appearance
• American flag bandanna
• 800 lbs Flour
• 200 lbs Sugar
• 25 lbs Salt & Pepper
• 200 lbs Beans
• 700 lbs Bacon
• Survivorman: The Complete First Season on DVD
• Abandoned armored truck with full tank of gas (U-Haul also OK)
• Private fortress island in the Caribbean w/ submarine bay
• Pair of Crocs (original green)
• View-Master with the following 3-D picture reels: Hawaiian Hula Dancers II, Colonial Williamsburg, The Beverly Hillbillies, Animals of the Belgian Congo and Windmills of Holland
• Crude torch
• Skinny jeans (finally!)
• SHIT HAPPENS T-shirt