February 19, 2007 Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond An Open Letter to My Local Newspaper With Advice for When It Runs Its Next Two-Page Photo Spread on the Beautiful Colors of the Season by Frank Ferri Dear Editors, Print the photos in color. Sincerely, Frank Ferri Newspapers Colors Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron. Become a patron Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Substack Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Newsletter