“Bad acting, jerky dialogue, possessed Locke. Anyone else lost? JJ’s ‘symphony’ now celebrates rampant confusion, smoke monster escapades, and Lockean demon magic.”

An unfavorable review of LOST, and a mnemonic for the characters who have died at least once on the show (Boone, Alex, Jack’s dad, Paulo, Libby, Arzt, Ethan, Locke, Jacob, Juliet, Shannon, Nikki, Charlotte, Rousseau, Charlie, Sayid, Mr. Eko, Ana Lucia, Daniel, Michael).