Dysfunctional Family Steak Sandwich
Mother Issues Mac and Cheese
Lost Father Frank and Beans
DUI Again Donuts
Been Bullied Big Breakfast
Diddled by My Cousin Corn Bread
Lactose Intolerant Lasagna
I Don’t Really Shower Anymore Meatloaf
You’re Adopted Chinese Buffet
Permanecer en Cama Todo el Día Nachos
My Dad’s Girlfriend is Younger Than I Am Banana Pudding
“Not until you lose the weight” Pecan Pie