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All posts tagged
food
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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October 30, 2024Grub Street Diet: Mergamon, Soul-Devouring Demon, Snacks on Stale Human Spirits
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September 24, 2024Conversation Cheat Sheet for Vegans
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August 23, 2024We Have Updated Our Children’s Menu Options to Better Reflect What We See Your Children Doing in Our Restaurant
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August 15, 2024Reviews of New Food: Jif Peanut Butter & Chocolate Flavored Spread
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July 23, 2024If You’re a Wealthy, Divorced, and Fascism-Curious Dad, You Need My Twelve-Step Video Program about Herbs
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July 10, 2024The Secret of Ancestor Fields Farm Is Our Land. Also, Our Polygamy
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July 1, 2024Our Food Tells a Story
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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April 14, 2025This Is How We Love: The Foto-Novel
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April 14, 2025As Surgeon General, I Will Replace the Outdated, Inaccurate Body Mass Index with a Group of Catty, Mean-Spirited Middle Schoolers