Commenter: “Edy Williams”
Site: Huffington Post
Wait, Edy Wiliams the actress who had parts in The Beverly
Hillbillies, Lost In Space, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, among many others, and was married to Russ Meyer, who directed Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill?: Yes. It’s actually her.
Interests: Animals, celebrities
On Prince Harry:
“Yes, Harry has become amazingly Hansome, like seems just lately. All the gorgues hair, the smile the laid back Cool guy! Oh pant! Pant! To be a girl agaIN!!”
More on Harry:
“A! NEW STAR HERE is ‘HANDSOME HARRY’, HERE IS STYLE, PIZAZZ, LIKE TO SEE ALOT MORE OF THIS GREAT LOOKER. IN FORM, LIKE THE RED HAT! HE IS SPORTY, WHO IS HIS GAL?”
On news that Knut, a newly deceased polar bear, might be stuffed:
“Knut ‘stuffed’? I was Taken back, stunned, isnt this very Drastic? If perhaps one could be ‘knut,’ would you want to be? Dont think so. Seems poor taste. Would jokes, ridicule follow. Let poor ‘knut’ REST IN PEACE. He gave his all, four years. Seems Not appropriate. Its not like ‘wax museum’ or a Mannequin. This was an adored, loved, Living Bear. Isnt there a way in better Taste. A Magnificent Statue? There are famous sculptors in Germany, a Donation for ‘K’!”
On video of Knut:
“MAY WE HEAR OF HIS GAL? THE OTHER POLAR BEAR IN THE VIDEO, SHE WAS LIKE ‘LIZ’ HAUGHTY, she slapped his face as he flirted! SHE is QUITE something TOO! How old is she?”
On news that a tiger slipped through a gap in a Turkish zoo, then killed a lion:
“they lost their beloved ‘LION KING’! hOPEFULLY THEY WILL MANAGE TO FILL ALL!! GAPS, TO NOT HAVE LOST HIM IN VAIN! sAVE YOUR OTHER PRECIOUS ONES! WELDED IRON, SURELY cEMENTED pOSTS, ETC!”
On The Hangover 2 Trailers:
“Cooper is Passed out DRUUNK, eyes open! Quite an accomplishment. The best actor was THE TIGER! All the rest was yak, yak, & more yak, who cares? Now If You see ‘BIG CATS’: LIONS, CHEETAHS, tHE ‘savanah’— INREAL AFRICA, you will drool to see FIVE MALE LION SOLDIERS IN A ROW, CHARGING FOR BATTLE! THEN YOU ENJOY MOM CHEETAH & HER CUBS GROWING BIG! ITS INCREDIBLE PHOTOGRAPHY, BEST U WILL EVER SEE! leave feeling good!”
On an article titled, JUDGE DONALD MALLOY BLOCKS DEAL TO LIFT WOLVES’ ENDANGERED SPECIED PROTECTIONS IN TWO STATES:
“The wolves were supposed to have shown Humans the way to live,so who is this new Judge to come round, decide they dont desrve their spot on earth? Get rid of the ‘Judge’!?! WOOOFF.”
On a hidden camera showing a circus worker beating an elephant named Annie:
“This Elephant ‘ANNIE’ I HOPE to see with kids petting her, happily eating her hay, it does exist KINDNESS! These men have to be penalized, we hope.”
On an article titled, BO EMPLOYEE LOSES LAPTOP CONTAINING 13,000 OIL SPILL CLAIMANTS’ PERSONAL DATA:
“dONT YOU WISH WE MAY SEE SOME ‘t.l.c’. BEING GIVEN TO SWEET BIG OL; ‘ANNIE’, PETTED, FED?”