Here Are the Times I Am Typically Free to Meet

Hi everyone,

I’m very excited to work on this project with all of you! I know we all have crazy schedules so let’s get the ball rolling on finding a meeting time that works for everyone. Here are the times I am typically free to meet during the week…

Mondays: Not available at all.

Tuesdays: Only free in the mornings. Specifically, before dawn. 5:15am to 5:45am would be best.

Wednesdays: Only free after midnight. Is 12:45am too late for people? It is not for me.

Thursdays: Free throughout the day – but only in random 8 to 19 minute increments. For example, I’ll have a free 11 minutes at 9:30am, then another free 8 minutes at 1:20pm, and then 19 whole minutes at 5:42pm. There is no pattern to these and I cannot predict when they will happen. I also use the bathroom during at least one of them.

Fridays: I am free for most of the day on Friday, though my free times will not correspond with any of your free times. If you can only meet from 3pm to 4pm, I will only be busy from 2:59pm to 4:01pm. If you are somehow free the entire day, I will still figure out a way around that.

Saturdays: Pretty free. One quick heads up – I have had some kind of last minute, day-consuming emergency every single Saturday since 2009.

Sundays: I am free all day long – morning, afternoon, evening, whenever – but only if we meet in rural Nova Scotia. I spend every Sunday in a small, remote Canadian outpost that’s basically a shed on a frozen lake. If you’re okay coming to me, it’s only a six-hour flight to Halifax and then a two-hour drive to the shed. You’ll just need your passport, a thick winter coat, and a pistol to scare off wolves.

Clundays: I am completely free AND in town all day long. That said, I know many people don’t consider “Clunday” to be a regular day of the week. I actually don’t either. But if you happen to, I’m around. Well, except for the first and third Clundays of the month. Those aren’t ideal for me.

And those are the open spots in my schedule. I’m pumped to find a time that works for everyone. I should be clear that the times I mentioned above are only applicable from January 2018 until April 2018. I’m completely booked for the rest of 2016 and 2017, and then from May 2018 until the day that I die. Also, I would strongly prefer that you do not meet without me.

BTW, does anyone know what this project is? I have no damn clue.

Best wishes,
Brett