SET I:
The new neighbors: worse than the last ones.
You wouldn’t know because you’ve never had to.
Common cold or … deadly virus?
Medley: We couldn’t do that because we had kids / Just wait until you have kids / It’s easy for you to say … you don’t have kids.
[Short intermission]
SET II:
Why would anyone want to live in New York City?
A bigger house and/or third vehicle would mean a better life.
The sacrifices we made.
The Mendelsons have more than us and judge us for not having as much.
ENCORE:
Families used to live close together forever.
It used to be that 32-year-old kids would take care of their 59-year-old parents.
SECOND ENCORE:
Medley: Your hair, and what you do with it / Looking like that (giant step backwards for you) / [big finish] Your appearance, and what I think of it.