Obi-Wan dies;
Han and Chewbacca save Skywalker
A summary of the last forty-five minutes of Star Wars Episode IV, and a mnemonic for the starting lineup of the Houston Rockets’ 1995 NBA championship team (Olajuwon, Drexler, Horry, Cassell, and Smith).
Ahhhhh! Aaoooww! Stop-it!!! Anyone?! A-little-help-here!?! AHHHHH! Ewww-there-goes-
my-leg!! Noooo!! AHHHHHHH!!
Cries for help during a bear mauling and a mnemonic for the seven continents in order of Olympic medal count from least to greatest (Antarctica, Australia, South America, Africa, Asia, Europe, North America).
Dear Cheating Asshole,
We’re through.
Love (Hahaha! − kidding),
Beth Gardner
An e-mail from my ex-girlfriend notifying me that she knew about me and her roommate, and a mnemonic for all eight Secretaries General of the United Nations (de Cueller, Annan, Waldheim, Thant, Lie, Hammarskjöld, Ki-moon, Boutros-Ghali).
“Good Riddance,” “Sabotage,” “Lump,”
“Poison,” “Alive,” and “Jump Around.”
Several popular songs from the 1990’s and a mnemonic for Brad Pitt’s romantic intrigues − in chronological order (Givens, (Robin); Schoelen; Lewis; Paltrow; Aniston; Jolie, (Angelina)).
What about Jersey? Mafioso, murderers, addicts, juvenile vagrants, Bon Jovi. Here they praise these felonious people. Blighted little Jersey: guns, hookers, Goombas, Atlantic City. “Come home, criminal miscreants” reads the tourism website. And here come the hucksters, racketeers, trannies, and every korrupt-cop. Jersey, news flash: Criminals rarely benefit children, businesses, or organizations.
A short essay on the socio-political climate in New Jersey and a mnemonic for the last names of all 44 American presidents.
Montreal, North Vancouver, Edmonton, Mississauga, Ottawa, Niagara Falls,
Iqaluit, and Calgary.
A selection of tour stops from the Barenaked Ladies’ memorable Canadian tour (summer ’97) and a mnemonic for the correct spelling of “mnemonic.”