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star-wars
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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August 8, 2024A New Hope Spreads Across a Galaxy Far, Far Away—Here’s Why That’s a Big Problem for the Republic
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June 25, 2024Way to Go, You Just Blew Up Our Death Star, the Largest Walkable Community in the Galaxy
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May 3, 2024I’m the Architect of the Death Star, and I Swear They Told Me I Was Designing a Military Resort
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May 4, 2023Yoda Botches Five Classic Jokes
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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June 1, 2022This Fictional Universe Is Getting Way Too Diverse
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May 26, 2022Oh, You Think You’re a Real Star Wars Fan? Name Three of Its Stars You’ve Bullied Off Social Media
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May 4, 2022A Fundraising Email from the Galactic Senate Majority Leader
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May 4, 2021Scenes Deleted from Star Wars Because the Stormtroopers Came Off As Too Relatable
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally