In the Elevator
EMPLOYEE 1: Monday joke.
EMPLOYEE 2: Haha.
EMPLOYEE 1: Weekend?
EMPLOYEE 2: Weekend. Weekend?
EMPLOYEE 1: Weekend.
EMPLOYEE 2: Slow elevator joke.
EMPLOYEE 1: Sigh.
Buying Lunch at the Food Cart
CUSTOMER: Weather joke!
SERVER: Ha ha ha!
CUSTOMER: Ha ha ha!
SERVER: Weather complaint.
CUSTOMER: Additional weather complaint.
(Homeless man walks by and asks for change. The customer gives him a dollar.)
CUSTOMER: Job market joke!
SERVER: Hahaha!
In the Taxi Coming From the Airport
DRIVER: Destination?
PASSENGER: Destination.
DRIVER: Destination! Hometown?
PASSENGER: Hometown.
DRIVER: Surprise! Hometown anecdote.
PASSSENGER: Pretends to check voice mail.
Buying Coffee
CUSTOMER: Background music?
BARISTA: Whatever.
CUSTOMER: Tattoo compliment.
BARISTA: Mumble.
CUSTOMER: Overly enthusiastic goodbye.
BARISTA: Eye roll.
At the Barbershop
BARBER: Fishing?
CUSTOMER: Medical problem.
BARBER: Related medical problem.
CUSTOMER: A more serious related medical problem.
BARBER: Silence.
CUSTOMER: Silence.
BARBER: Local sports joke!
CUSTOMER: Ha ha ha!
In the Veterinarian’s Waiting Room
DOG OWNER 1: Good Dog!
DOG OWNER 2: Good Dog!
DOG OWNER 1: Dog age?
DOG OWNER 2: Dog age. Gender correction. Dog age?
DOG OWNER 1: Dog age.
DOG OWNER 2: Surprise! Dog food?
DOG OWNER 1: Dog food.
CAT OWNER: Whispers to cat.