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small-talk
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November 8, 2023An Apology to the Other Parents at Our Kids’ Bus Stop for How Incredibly Boring I Am
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom
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December 18, 2019Critics Review Your Small Talk at the Holiday Party
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May 31, 2019Conversation Starters For You and Your Therapist
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February 3, 2016Look At Me! I’m Mingling!
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September 9, 2014Yeah, Well the Weather Doesn’t Want to Talk About You Either
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January 9, 2013Now That’s What I Call Small Talk, Volume 452,793!
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October 18, 2010Small Talks
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October 18, 2004Sestina: Posttraumatic Small-Talk Disorder
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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November 4, 2024Don’t Worry—This Is Exactly How the Founding Fathers Intended You to Feel on Election Day
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November 4, 2024270 Reasons: Because There Are No Rights, No Freedoms That Some Extremists Won’t Try to Take From Us
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November 4, 2024Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care
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November 3, 2024Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen