THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
6, 7, 10, 4, 9, 3, 1, 8, 5
HANDY HINT
Burlap wrapped around your dog’s face when he’s hanging his head out of a car window will keep bugs from sticking in his teeth. From time to time it may be necessary to remove the burlap and clean it. However, a neater dog will result and grooming will not be so tiring.
DAD
Dad was told by a fortuneteller that he would die September 9, 1993. The day came and went and Dad, who had died eight months previously, had the last laugh.
FLOOR PIECE
While you were asleep sweeping we took out the old floor and put in a better one.
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WHITMANIC POEM
Even though your feet
Smell like cheese,
I prefer to think
They smell
Like good cheese.