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Fuck you!

Get the fuck away from my shit!

I’ll fuck you up, asshole!

Imma gonna bury this fucking nut right here!

Where’s my fucking nut?

Hey babe, wanna fuck?

Where the fuck are you going?

Get off my fucking lawn!

I’m just yelling for the fuck of it!

Dog?

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