Monday
Matt.jpg
Carrie.jpg
IloveMatt.jpg
IloveCarrietoo.jpg
Squirrel.jpg
DidMattjustwasteapictureonastupidsquirrel.jpg
IthinkCarrieisangrythatItookapictureofasquirrel.jpg
MattissnappingpicturesofverminwhenImsittinghere
wearingthemostadorablenewskirt.jpg
Carriewillnotletthesquirrelthinggo.jpg
Tuesday
ImreallyhopingtodaywithCarriewillbebetterthan
yesterday.jpg
MaybeIoverreactedandIshouldnthaveyelledatMattfor
thesquirrelthing. jpg
IreallydontlikedancingbutifitwillmakeCarriehappy
Illmakeaneffort.jpg
HeresMattpretendinghesprainedhisanklesohedoesnthave
totakemedancing.jpg
WeareinthefreakingBahamasandallMattwantstodoischeck
hisfantasyfootballscores.jpg
Wednesday
IfIcanjustmakeitthroughtodaywithoutfightingwith
CarrieIthinkwecansalvagethistrip.jpg
MeintheoutfitMattsaidmademelooklikemymother.jpg
IdontknowwhatIwasthinkingwhenItoldCarriethatshe
lookedlikehermother.jpg
IfCarriedoesntshutthehellupaboutgoingdancingIm
goingtokillmyself.jpg
MattsayshesgoingtothehotelbarbutIknowhesreally
goingtoastripclub.jpg
CouldCarriesbathingsuitbeanysmaller.jpg
Thursday
OnlyfourmoredayswithMattandthenIcangohome.jpg
WhydidntIjustgotoVegaswithmyfriendsinsteadofcoming
tothishellholewithCarrie.jpg
ImstartingtoforgetwhatIeversawinMatttobeginwith.jpg
Mattisapparentlycontentspendinghisdaysdoingnothing
butgettingdrunk.jpg
ImprettysurethatguyjustgrabbedCarriesass.jpg
IfIseeMatthitononemorenineteenyearoldImgoingtovomit.jpg
Carrieisopenlyflirtingwitheverythingontwolegsrightinfront
ofme.jpg
Friday
IdistinctlyrememberCarriesayingthistripwouldbegood
forourrelationshipbutIdontrecallhertellingmeitwouldbe
theworstweekofmyentirelife.jpg
MattisdrunkagainandIthinkhemightverywellhaveaserious
drinkingproblemthathesbeenhidingfromme.jpg
SomeoneshouldtellCarriethatwhenshedoesbodyshotsoff
aguytenyearsyoungerthanherselfitsnotcuteitspathetic.jpg
Saturday
HeresCarrieandthebastardshesprobablydoing
behindmyback.jpg
ThecouchisgoodenoughforMattandifhethinkshessleeping
withmehesoutofhisdamnmind.jpg
Iveseenhomelessmenwearingnicerclothesthanwhat
Matthasonrightnow.jpg
Carrieisprovingherselftobeevenmoreofashamelesswhore
thanIoriginallythoughtwaspossible.jpg
Judgingbythewayhehashandledhimselfonthistripitsnowonder
Mattcantholddownasteadyjob.jpg
Carrieiswearinganotheroutfitevenaprostitutewouldbe
embarrassedtobeseenin.jpg
Sunday
IhopeIvemadethisweekasmiserableforCarrie
asshehasforme.jpg
IthinkweshouldseeotherpeopleMatt.jpg
ThatsfinebymeCarrieIllsendyouabillforyour
halfofthetrip.jpg
YoucangotohellMattyoucangostraighttohell.jpg