Monday

Matt.jpg

Carrie.jpg

IloveMatt.jpg

IloveCarrietoo.jpg

Squirrel.jpg

DidMattjustwasteapictureonastupidsquirrel.jpg

IthinkCarrieisangrythatItookapictureofasquirrel.jpg

MattissnappingpicturesofverminwhenImsittinghere
wearingthemostadorablenewskirt.jpg

Carriewillnotletthesquirrelthinggo.jpg

Tuesday

ImreallyhopingtodaywithCarriewillbebetterthan
yesterday.jpg

MaybeIoverreactedandIshouldnthaveyelledatMattfor
thesquirrelthing. jpg

IreallydontlikedancingbutifitwillmakeCarriehappy
Illmakeaneffort.jpg

HeresMattpretendinghesprainedhisanklesohedoesnthave
totakemedancing.jpg

WeareinthefreakingBahamasandallMattwantstodoischeck
hisfantasyfootballscores.jpg

Wednesday

IfIcanjustmakeitthroughtodaywithoutfightingwith
CarrieIthinkwecansalvagethistrip.jpg

MeintheoutfitMattsaidmademelooklikemymother.jpg

IdontknowwhatIwasthinkingwhenItoldCarriethatshe
lookedlikehermother.jpg

IfCarriedoesntshutthehellupaboutgoingdancingIm
goingtokillmyself.jpg

MattsayshesgoingtothehotelbarbutIknowhesreally
goingtoastripclub.jpg

CouldCarriesbathingsuitbeanysmaller.jpg

Thursday

OnlyfourmoredayswithMattandthenIcangohome.jpg

WhydidntIjustgotoVegaswithmyfriendsinsteadofcoming
tothishellholewithCarrie.jpg

ImstartingtoforgetwhatIeversawinMatttobeginwith.jpg

Mattisapparentlycontentspendinghisdaysdoingnothing
butgettingdrunk.jpg

ImprettysurethatguyjustgrabbedCarriesass.jpg

IfIseeMatthitononemorenineteenyearoldImgoingtovomit.jpg

Carrieisopenlyflirtingwitheverythingontwolegsrightinfront
ofme.jpg

Friday

IdistinctlyrememberCarriesayingthistripwouldbegood
forourrelationshipbutIdontrecallhertellingmeitwouldbe
theworstweekofmyentirelife.jpg

MattisdrunkagainandIthinkhemightverywellhaveaserious
drinkingproblemthathesbeenhidingfromme.jpg

SomeoneshouldtellCarriethatwhenshedoesbodyshotsoff
aguytenyearsyoungerthanherselfitsnotcuteitspathetic.jpg

Saturday

HeresCarrieandthebastardshesprobablydoing
behindmyback.jpg

ThecouchisgoodenoughforMattandifhethinkshessleeping
withmehesoutofhisdamnmind.jpg

Iveseenhomelessmenwearingnicerclothesthanwhat
Matthasonrightnow.jpg

Carrieisprovingherselftobeevenmoreofashamelesswhore
thanIoriginallythoughtwaspossible.jpg

Judgingbythewayhehashandledhimselfonthistripitsnowonder
Mattcantholddownasteadyjob.jpg

Carrieiswearinganotheroutfitevenaprostitutewouldbe
embarrassedtobeseenin.jpg

Sunday

IhopeIvemadethisweekasmiserableforCarrie
asshehasforme.jpg

IthinkweshouldseeotherpeopleMatt.jpg

ThatsfinebymeCarrieIllsendyouabillforyour
halfofthetrip.jpg

YoucangotohellMattyoucangostraighttohell.jpg