THEM: “We’ll stop you!”
ME: “You’ll try!” [Slides into open car door, drives away]
THEM: “Are you a Barnes & Noble member?”
ME: “I hold no allegiances.” [Jumps into boat, sails away]
THEM: “Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?”
ME: “Time is an illusion.” [Runs into train, grabs a seat, waits a minute and then the train departs]
THEM: “Who do you think you are?”
ME: “Who do you got?” [Grabs cowboy’s horse, hops onto the saddle, and rides into the sunset]
THEM: “I worked a double yesterday. I’m so tired!”
ME: “Sleep when you’re dead.” [Commandeers dirigible, plunges it into the Atlantic]
THEM: “Where are you going?”
ME: “I have to find something.”
THEM: “What?”
ME: “Myself.” [Jumps out of spaceship, spaceship explodes in background]
THEM: “Believe in your dreams.”
ME: “No. Believe in yourself.” [Tears hole in fabric of space, jumps into parallel dimension, is never seen again]