“Maybe having sex on the first date would make you seem more agreeable.”
“Have you tried dating a third or fourth cousin?”
“Finding your soul mate isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.”
“You’re an artist, moodiness is a prerequisite.”
“I take Prozac and it does wonders for my skin.”
“You’re very creative, I’m sure you’ll think of something.”
“Sleeping with a knife under your mattress can’t hurt.”
“Bi-polar? Or maybe they just don’t get you.”
“Sometimes the ‘other voices’ are the wiser.”
“We’re all a little insane.”
“Everyone thinks about killing someone, it’s totally normal.”
“Repeat this mantra, ‘I’m fucked.’”