Gabe
You look ironic and cynical, but you are heartbreakingly sincere, and nice to boot.
Tanya
You suffer from an overflow of personal charisma. You are a good dancer. You have less-attractive friends.
Charlie
You are probably a pet.
Abe
You could make your own furniture if you wanted to, but lately you’ve been spending most of your time at band rehearsal.
Eric
Most of your friends-who-are-girls think you have a crush on them. They’re all wrong.
Andrea
Your haircut makes you look smarter than you are.
Adolf
You were born before World War II.