Gabe

You look ironic and cynical, but you are heartbreakingly sincere, and nice to boot.

Tanya

You suffer from an overflow of personal charisma. You are a good dancer. You have less-attractive friends.

Charlie

You are probably a pet.

Abe

You could make your own furniture if you wanted to, but lately you’ve been spending most of your time at band rehearsal.

Eric

Most of your friends-who-are-girls think you have a crush on them. They’re all wrong.

Andrea

Your haircut makes you look smarter than you are.

Adolf

You were born before World War II.