Suits
2-Piece Suits…$8.95
3-Piece Suits…$11.95
5-Piece Suits…$14.45
11-Piece Suits…$29.45
Jackets
Unlined…$6.95
Lined…$6.99
With Sleeves…$70.00
Sweaters
Nubby…$6.95
Extra Nubby…$8.00
Coats
Trench coat…$9.95
Trench mouth…Negotiable
Skirts
Dowdy…$4.95
Seen on supermodel…$85.00
Seen off supermodel…$150.00
Ties
Yes…$5.95
Blouses
Top…$3.95
Bottom…$1.00
Gloves
Grandmother’s…$8.99
Preening fop’s…$35.99
Tuxedos
Prom…$40.00
Wedding…$50.00
Funeral…$100.00
Fancy Dresses
Jailbait…$1.60
Coquette…$3.00
Tomato…$6.75
Patootie…$7.95
Cutie Patootie (further fees may apply)…$12.99
Varsity Jackets
Mascot on sleeve…$65.00
Year on sleeve…$65.00
Mascot pretending to sit on Year or hug Year or somehow interact with
Year…$70.00
Fluff-n-Fold
Fluff…$5.00
Fold…$5.00
n…$2.00
Zippers
Zzzzip…$10.00
Foosh…$6.00
Kak-aka-kak…$4.00
Furs Dyed…$100.00
Waists
Take in…$6.00
Take out…$7.00
See again…$8.00
Hems
(Laundraclean is legally prohibited from commenting on hems at this time, please check back next month or call the owner after 7pm weekdays except Thursday thank you.)
Custom colors
Blue
Black
Red
Green, darker than lime
All of the above…$5.00, unless taupe is present, then $1.50 surcharge
Costumes
Sweet…$20.00
Scary…$20.00
Others…$25.00
Ask us about:
Leather sweating
Notions (references may be requested)
Collar color
Pillow per pound
Removable belt loops
Suede for Lunch (no affiliation with Lucky Laundry’s “Suede for Brunch”)
Thread you never thought possible
Personal pleating
A hat the whole family will enjoy
Rewoven things
Our gentleman’s club
Shoes that can be worn on virtually any surface, day or night
Waterproofing for young and old (Fido, too!)
Past and current customers say: “If you ever again touch my clothes” “you should never” “say sorry” “because I am [word illegible] happy with your service.” (responses provided by our valued patrons Mary M., Connie B., Mary M., Don S.)
!!! Present this ad and receive a dollar off your next Burnitizing™ treatment (drapes excluded) !!!
All buttonholes considered.