Articles by

Alex Bernard

Alex Bernard is a writer and novelist based in Los Angeles. His work has appeared in the Onion, Clickhole, Spotify podcasts, Collider, and film festivals around the country.

August 5, 2024

Help! I Accidentally Became Kamala’s Perfect VP Pick

by Alex Bernard

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September 9, 2024

A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life

by Tyler Gooch
September 11, 2024

Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait

by Maura Quint
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
August 30, 2024

New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules

by Courtney Minick

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by Christy Lee Barnes
September 16, 2024

If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Changed a Thing

by Marcie Alvis Walker
September 16, 2024

I’m Sorry, Nyarlathotep, But Now Is Not the Time to Pursue a New Hobgoblin Consort Like Laura Loomer

by Andrew Paul
September 13, 2024

A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor

by Kerry Elson