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Seth Rubin
Seth Rubin is a writer and comedian based in Chicago.
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March 18, 2025We Are Mark Wahlberg’s Personal Trainers, and We’re Pretty Much Just Messing With Him at This Point
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January 31, 2025An Oral History of the Kidz Bop Cover of John Cage’s 4’33”
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January 6, 2025Introducing Georg Property, the Long-Lost Third Property Brother
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April 15, 2022Modern-Day Passover Plagues
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March 4, 2022If Trans Kids Are Able to Transition…
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February 18, 2022My Real Life as a Writer vs. the Award-Winning Biopic About My Life as a Writer
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January 24, 2022Excerpts from The House of Girth, Edith Wharton’s 1905 Novel About Powerlifting
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October 16, 2020Nine Scenes From the Recently Discovered Cut of Flubber Where Flubber Has Bones
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner