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Articles by
Andrew Cushing
Andrew Cushing is a writer living in New York.
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January 28, 2020Why Cover Letters Are Such an Important Part of Building a Miniature Town Made of Paper
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April 29, 2019Welcome to The Cloaca: A Coworking and Community Space for Men
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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May 10, 2018Important MoviePass Update: MoviePass Can No Longer Be Used to See Movies
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October 18, 2017Wirecutter Review: The Best Paper Towel for Mopping Up Tears
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November 9, 2016Every Episode of Black Mirror
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October 8, 2015AwfLine: The Dating App for People Who Don’t Want to Use Dating Apps
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March 2, 2015Sorry I’m Late, But This Morning’s Commute Was a Killer
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October 30, 2014A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!
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August 15, 2014Now That Every Human Owns a Pair of Nike Free Sneakers…
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July 3, 2014A Brief History of Working
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May 12, 2014Regarding Today’s Surgery
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday