The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Andy Newton
Andy Newton is a writer living in Astoria, Queens.
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June 12, 2018Other Notable “Deals” Throughout History
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May 31, 2018The One Where Everything’s 2018
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February 5, 2018A Day In the Life of Carter Page
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December 21, 2016A Note on the Future of Santa’s Workshop
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November 11, 2016Comforters to Wrap Yourself In While Weeping Over the Fate of American Democracy
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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