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Andy Spain

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Andy Spain is a video editor and motion graphics designer living in Durham, NC with his wife and 4 kids. Or is it 5?

February 16, 2022

I’m Your Three-Year-Old, and I’m Not Leaving Until I’ve Touched Every Goddamn Garbage Can in This Zoo

by Andy Spain
May 12, 2021

I’m Skipping the Second Dose of the COVID Vaccine Because I’m an Insufferable Centrist

by Andy Spain
October 30, 2019

Since Radiohead Died In the First Wave of the Mutant Uprising, Will You Now Please Consider Listening to Coldplay?

by Andy Spain
April 2, 2019

My Concerns About Eating Food Off the Floor Have Changed With Each Subsequent Child and Religious Conversion

by Andy Spain

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