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Articles by
Anthony DeThomas
Anthony DeThomas is a former congressional speechwriter who reclaimed his soul writing humor. His humor writing is featured in McSweeney’s, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and the bowels of the Congressional Record.
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December 11, 2024An Imagined Conversation Between the People Who Designed Urban Apartment Balconies
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July 3, 2024How I Imagine the Drafting of the Declaration of Independence Would Have Gone If the Founders Had Been Eating Buffalo Chicken Pizza
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March 13, 2024What I Think It’s Like Working at a Company That Makes Condoms
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March 31, 2022Thanks for Meeting Me at This Treaty Negotiation and Hot Wings Challenge
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June 2, 2021I’m a Sports Coach and I’m Pretty Sure This Is How I’m Supposed to Use the Squeaky Doodle Board Thing