Articles by

Anthony DeThomas

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Anthony DeThomas is a former congressional speechwriter who reclaimed his soul writing humor. His humor writing is featured in McSweeney’s, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and the bowels of the Congressional Record.

December 11, 2024

An Imagined Conversation Between the People Who Designed Urban Apartment Balconies

by Anthony DeThomas
July 3, 2024

How I Imagine the Drafting of the Declaration of Independence Would Have Gone If the Founders Had Been Eating Buffalo Chicken Pizza

by Anthony DeThomas
March 13, 2024

What I Think It’s Like Working at a Company That Makes Condoms

by Anthony DeThomas
March 31, 2022

Thanks for Meeting Me at This Treaty Negotiation and Hot Wings Challenge

by Anthony DeThomas
June 2, 2021

I’m a Sports Coach and I’m Pretty Sure This Is How I’m Supposed to Use the Squeaky Doodle Board Thing

by Anthony DeThomas

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

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