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Bethany Allen-Ebrahimian

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Bethany Allen-Ebrahimian

Bethany Allen-Ebrahimian is a journalist based in Washington, DC. She has reported from China, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria, and Turkey, and she has written articles about these places that are Serious As Fuck. So in her spare time, she tries to balance that out by writing international affairs-themed satire.

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