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Brandon J. Talley
Brandon J. Talley is a Los Angeles based comedy writer published in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, and Robot Butt.
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August 25, 2023It’s Time for the Monthly Text to Confirm Our Friendship
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July 5, 2023Can You Believe This Cabin Has Trivial Pursuit?
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March 7, 2023The Curse of the Service Fee: A Choose-Your-Tip Adventure
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February 24, 2023Don’t Worry, We Didn’t Remove the Part Where James Has Sex With the Giant Peach
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July 26, 2021You Think Delta Airlines and Corona Beer Have It Bad? My Laundromat Is Named “Horrible Debilitating Murder Disease”
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September 29, 2020Anybody Know the Combo That Makes Biden Perform a Fatality?
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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