The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Brandon J. Talley
Brandon J. Talley is a Los Angeles based comedy writer published in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, and Robot Butt.
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January 24, 2025Our Customers Demand Terrible AI Systems
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August 25, 2023It’s Time for the Monthly Text to Confirm Our Friendship
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July 5, 2023Can You Believe This Cabin Has Trivial Pursuit?
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March 7, 2023The Curse of the Service Fee: A Choose-Your-Tip Adventure
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February 24, 2023Don’t Worry, We Didn’t Remove the Part Where James Has Sex With the Giant Peach
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July 26, 2021You Think Delta Airlines and Corona Beer Have It Bad? My Laundromat Is Named “Horrible Debilitating Murder Disease”
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September 29, 2020Anybody Know the Combo That Makes Biden Perform a Fatality?
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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