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Brendon Lloyd
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April 15, 2010Names of Pick-Up Artists’ Hats
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October 28, 2009Your Mother And I Will Enjoy A Lovely Night Without You
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August 19, 2009Selected Scenes from Trauma Clinic: HMO
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September 21, 2006The Recording Industry Will Destroy You
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February 6, 2006Conversations I’ve Had During A Normal Day In Los Angeles, Modified To Include The Shocking Depiction Of Racism Found In Paul Haggis’s 2005 Film Crash
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September 23, 20057 Habits of Highly Successful People
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February 23, 2005Banned Books in the Year 2191
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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