Conversations I’ve Had During A Normal Day In Los Angeles, Modified To Include The Shocking Depiction Of Racism Found In Paul Haggis’s 2005 Film Crash

ME: Are we working tonight?

CO-WORKER: Yeah.

ME: This sucks.

CO-WORKER: I can’t freakin’ stand those Indians.

ME: I’m part Cherokee.

CO-WORKER: Then why don’t you go smoke a peace pipe and get the hell out of my country?

FRIEND: How was work?

ME: Not bad. The usual stuff. Yourself?

FRIEND: I sure hate those Mexicans.

WAITER: Can I take your order?

ME: I’ll have the club sandwich, easy on the mayo.

WAITER: To drink?

ME: Why are you people always asking me what I want to drink?

WAITER: What?

ME: You heard me.